So yeah, we don't know jack shit about Teriszega
. Well, we know a couple of things. We know he entered the most recent Untz Challenge. Since he didn't win the first or second place spot, he was forced to place a renegade stage at Summer Camp, which one of us my have drunkenly caught in the wee hours of the morning somehow. And... we think his name might be Joe. Other than that, all we have is this wicked re-interpretation of the Led Zeppelin classic "Black Dog." And frankly, that's all we need. It's loud, it's intense, and it's everything the Zep embodies. Or at least used to. Robert Plant recently said Them Krooked Vultures (side project his former bassist John Paul Jones along with guitarist/vocalist Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age and Nirvana drummer/Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl) made his "ears bleed." Well if he's gone all pussy and just wants to make Alison Krauss albums for the rest of his life, that's fine. We've still got albums and albums of kickass proto-metal upon which to build our empire of noise. And Teriszega is right there with us. Congrats, buddy.