By: Anand Harsh
What the fuck is that thing, Jay?
It's a fucking monster is what it is.
Sam Eckstein and Kris Edland have created a goddamn monster in the lab, and now they release this genetically modified sea destroyer on the unsuspecting villagers of Amity at the height of summer. Clear the motherfucking beaches, Mr. Mayor. The new Esseks and kLL sMTH joint pits two dimwitted Massholes against two tons of bass bloops and jagged rhythms that kiss the coast and then run back out past the breakers. It's gut-wrenching, knee-breaking, neck twisting grooves that only these two jabronis can cook up, and it's free.99 for a limited time. It's a thicking touring schedule for both boys of summer, so catch them while they're on the come up, because when they reel this puppy in they're gonna be on the goddamn news.
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